CHICKENS

Red text is where I have added comments.
Later I will add the pictures that I drew to accompany each story.
Before you comment on the SPG, first look at the date of each tale, with the knowledge I was born in October 1981.

Not long ago The king Said sir Tim will you put the Fire out but but I No but's Just do it but I can't bo it it is inposebull

Amber is a cilly doy I dont kwow wotw kind of doy She is at christmas she mai Get some toy's.

one night a witch did a spell frogs eyes slimy lizard crumbly legs roaring beans jumping sausages. the witch said cat go and geT a jumping wig the cat got a jumping Pig. The witch said cat go and geT a eye. The cat got a ball. The witch said cat go and get a leave. The cat got a pis of paper

Wednesday 1th January 1989
( notice the fullstop at the end of each line, regardless of the grammar!)

one Night in the haunted house with broken window's.
a ghost flew out from one of The window's a Gremlin.
Jumped on the Roof and made a big big big hole.
a monster eat all the tree's but it was plant's to the.
monster a goblin swang on the bell and made.
Noysis Ding Ding went the bell a sceliten fell to.
Pesis

yestrday mis wood thought I had A Fight with a lawn mower but I had a hercut the day bfor now my her is short and it can stik up with Tel

in the middl of The Night when I turn off The light it is as quiet as can be Then a star shots like a rokcet in The sky Then I hear a Strange noys lik a space rokcet

One Night I went to my hut. my friend's call The hut weerd. I went in The hut. Then suddenle some ting exploded. I went up up in the air in to space. i landed on a planet a planetbug came up to me it sad well come to planet ozie. ozie I sad yes sad The planet bug. come with me I sad. wer ar we going. it sad to the moon. We went in a space rocket. it wozent long be fore we got ther. we had a snak befor we went back To Planet ozie. Then we had Tea. after The planet bug. sad I will take you home. when we goT ther we goT out. I sad bye bye. Then. The Planet bug sad bye bye

one evening I went To The
loft. And I fowned a big box and a key. I put the Key in
The hole. in The box. The big box.
oHpened. in The big box. An egg sat
Then it hatched. A funny little ball
Was ther. And I got some water.
And I Dropped the water on the
little funny ball. it fell in To
twenty one funny little ball's. And they
Jumed all over. The loft.
They foned food. They opened.
Ther big jur's and I coled see
ther big big. Teeth They eaT my
Dog.

one day a Robin flew on To a tree. it was far away. it was almost dark when she got ther. in the morning she laid some eggs. one egg hatched she had to get some food for it. she got 10 chere's. when she got backa ll the eggs hav allredy hatched. she gave all 5 2 cheres each. after 10 weeks. the baby Robins could fly. They flew To Australia and they liveed Happely ever after.

One Morning spot the dog. wok up he saw a fly was Buzzing around he starte to chase/ the fly He ran over the coocker He jumped in the bucket. and sQeshed his Nose. He tRyed to get out tw spouut He could not get out he got out Then he saw a bee he tryed to get it. He got stung he began to Barck Woof Woof he said. he ran and ran after the bee. he was so tyerd he fell asleep

once there lived a puppy called yap. he lived in a dustbin. he was a stray pup. one day he Saw a dog playing chaece. he Said Why can'T I play chace like them its not fear. So his mum came out. she said youle be able to play when you are 3 day'd old. tomorrow he was 3 days old he got a bone off his mum and dad a ball off his sister Named Lindsey. he played chaese with fred. he saw a dog with a big bone. he said its not fear I am not alowed a bone yet. his mum came out for the secnd time when you ar 4 days old you can eat big bones. days later he was 4 days old. he had a big bone. he saw a .... tale uncompleted

one day Cat and dog went Shopping. But rat had the caRt. So they walked all the way to the shop's. When they got there. Cat said dog please go and get a Basket. So dog got a big Wet box from out side. She put a Jar of Jam some butter some shugar to dog. dog put them in the big wet box from out side. then they got the wet food on the counter. that's 20p please. said the lady cat gave the lady 10p and 50p so the lady gave cat 30p back (realising that cats cant add up and she'd make money on the deal) . so they walked all the way home with the wet food. cat just noticed the food was wet. so when they got home. dog hung the food on the washing line to dry so cat took the food off the washing line. Cat droped the food, So dog put the food in the washing mashen. cat took them out of the washing mashen and put them in the cuboard so dog could Not get it. it was bedtime. So they went to bed.

On sunday i went to grandma's when we got there Auntie Jennifer came. my mum and Auntie Jennifer and grandma made tea while Jenny red my cartoon comic's then Sarah and me played tigie last. me and Sarah laughted when we ran round a tree. I fell over twice in the mud So after we had tea and after a drawed a picter of a back garden. then Jenny red all my cartoon comic's. then Sarah wathed tV. then sarah and me played tigie last. then we had to go home. when we got in the car I forgot my cartoon comic's so mum whont back to get my cartoon comic's. when we got home Sarash me and Jenny went to bed. I went into Sarah's Room to Sleep on the floor. I red my cartoon comic's. then I went to bed. then mum came up She saw I wasnt n web. When mum came into Sarah's room mum nerlly triped over me.

pip is a smal furry short haired hamster. I like playing with pip because i like him when he walkes under the bed. I like the way pip goes up the chube.

I am a frog I live in a pond. I can lay egg's that hatch into tadpoles. I can Jump into the pond ro meet my mates. I use my stiky tounge to catch flyes and stik insects too. my tad poles grow into a little frogs. I am Green Like the lilly pads. My eyys are so bright I can see in the pond.

Jule and Adrian Were flying on a carpit and landed on a planet mars. With a splat right in the middle of mars. when they got out they saw a Green thing then anouther and anouther and anouther and anouther. then one of them said "are you hungrey?" Adrian said "yes we are" then it said "do you want choclat?" "yes please" they said. the green thing Adrian and Jule and all the green thing's whent to tea. they had chocklat sand wich covered with chocklat. folowed by chock lat milk shak with a chocklat Ice cream. When they finished they Whent back t a Earth

one day Lindsey and Andrew went outside to play. Andrew decided to play in the soil. they were diging when they saw a box so they took the box out then they opened the box they saw a box with a yellow button with silver and gold stripes. they prested the yellow button sudden le they changed into a rabbit. they hoped down the hole. they found the box they came up and down up down up down. when they stoped they chanGed back into a humon once agen. they took the box into the house. mum said what is that Lindsey said it is a magic box dont press that button. but it was to late mum prested the buttton and mum changed into a rabit. then mum leaped into the dustbin. then mum changed into a humon once agen. then Andrew said we warned you. then mum theroo a bananana skin in the dog's mouth. of corse the dog swallowed in with a Gulp then mum said go to bed now. Lindsey and AnGrew went to bed. in the morning Lindsey opened one eye lid. the minit she could get her hands on the box it changed into a rabbit leaped down on the floor, down the stairs, leaped throo the window. Lindsey and Andrew watched the rabit disaper into a hold far far away.

I wish I had a dog with puppys
All fluffy and soft and I wish
I had nine hundred pounds
And I'd love to have a computer
I wish I was a lizard that
Coald change aney couler or
Pattern And I wish I had Gold and
Silver and be verry rich I
Woald like a secret den who onley
My frends New.

bubble bubble eat some rubble
let you burn cos' your in trouble
one Ghosts hair
a frog from over there
a crashed bat
ten millean rats
a balding fish
a dirty caw dish
Leg of moose
feather of goose
the pied piper
blood of viper
bubble bubble eat some rubble
let you burn cos' your in trouble
a horses Gut
a fly thats a cput
a dried up snail
a whale tail scale
a dragons wing
a mouse that rings
beak of gull
a squashed bull
a adders foert
a spiders gut
a dead tomato frog
front half of green dog
a cows liver
a fish straight from the river
bubble bubble eat some rubble
let you burn cos your in trouble
one eye ball
Let it fall
a boys pencil
and a stensil
sticky gloo
that gooey blue
strechey string
and Lots of springs
mix it up with a broom
in a tiny squashed up room
mix it up all together
with a little bit of lether
bubble bubble eat some rubble
let you burn cos your in trouble

"Yuck!" said John, as he looked in the mirror at his teeth.
John was always getting dirty he never washed himself but worst of all he never cleaned his teeth. On the other hand
his Little brother was clean and always cleaned his teeth. Mum and Dad, Like all parents yelled at John.
After breakfast John went upstairs "OWWWW!" Said John, He heard a stomping mum came in.
"What's the matter?" said mum.
"my tooth hurts." said John.

no wonder it hurts you never brush them!"
She was right, fro in John's big back molar Splatter and Driller were in the middle of drilling and gnashing through his tooth. Meanwhile John's mum was getting out the dreaded tooth paste and toothbrush; she put some tooth paste on the brush
then forced his mouth open and then brushed his teeth.
Driller had a drill instead of one arm and a copter instead of the other arm and strong sucker Like legs with his mate Splatter. Splatter was squashy and squelchy so he could change into any shape at all. Anyway As soon as they saw the tooth brush Splatter changed into a copter and

flew up into an upper molar and stayed. Driller turned into a drill copter and folowed then the toothbrush came after the tooth brush had gone Driller said "phew! glad that's over aren't you?"
"yes," said splatter, puffing and panting. a few minutes later they went home to their pper molar. Driller say down on a lump of bread and a piece of cabbage for a blanket, and Splatter copied but Splatter heard John's mum say, "you're going to the dentist tomorrow," and a terrible thought struck the germs. She was right. The very next day John went to the dentist. John hated the dentist; he

begged his mum to Let him stay at home.
"Please mum please I'll do anything but that".
"No" said mum, "Please please please!"said John. Mum ignored him. Later the dentist was pulling his tooth. Driller and Splatter here hanging on for their Lives and John yelling "OWWWW". At that moment with a mighty heave it shot out Like a bullet "OWWW!" said John.
After that the germs Lived on a plastic pair of teeth and the dentist fed them, but meanwhile two new germs were living ona new tooth.

One there was a mouse his face was round with two round ears big round eyes short arms a long thin tail and a short thin body with thin legs and a very small mouth. (inhale now) The attic was dark Prisam-shaped. You could see the slates of the roof. Some of the floor boads were sticking up and nails were sticking up. There was a small heap of hay which he had colleted and made a nest with and soon he got hungry and he had a look about for food but soon he gave up, Just before he went back he saw a hole in the far wall so he scurried up to it. When he was close he saw it was dark and Jagged all the way round. He peered into it and inside he crawled. He saw it was dark and scarier. He stopped and turned round he saw the start of it had already disappeared. He went

on. Soon he saw a pin-hole of Light which grew bigger and larger. Seeing a light he whizzed down with it growing and growing. Then he saw through the entrance.

he saw a feast tons of food. He scuttled around woundering were to start a Juiset apple or niffy yellow cheese even sweet yangeren or hard brown nuts or even white bread. He made up his mind and ran and guzzled up the apples then he crunched up the nuts sucked the Juice out of the grapes and tangerenes then he burrowed through the bread and he fell out the other side he carryed on makeing tunels until there was nothing left but a fat mouse and a big chunk of cheese.

So he tramped across getting slower and slower. Finally he climbed on the plate and picked the cheese up with his plump hands. He sat down and ate and bit and chewed and nibbled with lumps of cheese flying in all directions.