Norn Limericks

An Albino Ettin named John,
Who liked to hunt badbugs 'til dawn,
Once boarded a plane
To visit Norns Spain...
Becoming both pale and Juan.


There was an old Norn who observed,
"I confess that I'm somewhat unnerved.
I had never before
Seen the truth of the law...
That, where matter is, space must be curved."


There once was a Norn from Nantucket,
Who put all her eggs in one bucket.
She slipped on the grass,
Fell down on her ass...
And broke all the eggs and said...
“Oogh Boop! I hate it when that happens!”


There was an young Norn who said “Why...
I continue to look at the sky,
Is a matter which pains
The astutest of brains,
Which are none of them mine, by the by...”


I once hatched a very dense Norn;
Who should never, in fact... have been born:
The mistake... it was slight
And quickly put right,
For I spliced him the following morn.

 
A wall bonking Norn of mine cried,
“Flib hungry, get food... oogh!”; and died:
The Norn Doctor said,
“He appears to be dead!!”;
Which he was... as I think I've implied.