Raindrops on cacti and whiskers on Ettins...
Bright coffee kettles and fish that get bitten...
Norns that go drowning and fly without wings...
These are a few of my Cyberlife things.

Blue-pigment Grendels and gaping cliff edges...
Deep-bottomed oceans and moldy cheese wedges...
Kits speaking German that crash in the spring...
These are a few of my Cyberlife things!

Doozers and losers and dead Norns in batches...
Grettins and cretins and unposted patches...
Wall bonking morons and second place Pings...
These are a few of my Cyberlife things.

When the bug bites... when the weed stings...
when my Norns are sad...
I simply remember these Cyberlife 'things',
and then I don't feel... sooooo bad!

Thumb-fingered creatures and Norns that go “bibble”...
Food left uneaten and balls that won't dribble...
Sleeping disorders and arms in a sling...
These are a few of my Cyberlife things.

Flooded volcanos and big slow computers...
Short talking critters and heady hootch shooters...
Norns one hour old that forget everything...
These are a few of my Cyberlife things!

Badbugs and badplants and poisonous potions...
Dubious motives... conflicting emotions...
Looking around at the pigs growing wings...
Thinking about all my Cyberlife things!

When the bat flies... when the Shee sings...
when I'm getting mad...
I simply remember those Cyberlife 'things',
and then I don't feel... sooooo bad!

lyrics by LummoxJR & SteerPike (with a little help from mumblebox)