Mookamookamookamooka

KA-BLOOOOOM! "Wait a second, volcanoes don't go Kabloom!" said Mookamookamookamooka, the silly spotted ettin.

But it turned out to sound like: "Boopa Voom VRROOOOOOOOOOOM! MAAAAAAAAAA! MAAAAAAAA! MAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA!" All of the Norns stared at Mookamookamookamooka.


....

"em bibble foo dis" The first norn had turned into a cow! A cow! Can you believe it? How could a norn just turn into a cow? I mean, well...okay, it could be because some looney author had just wanted to make something turn into a cow, but why not a fish? Or a beetle? Oh, a beetle.

So, the norn was no longer a cow, and we go backwards. "em bibble foo dis" The first norn had turned into a beetle! The norn started singing a song.."I wanna hold your haaaaaaaaaaand...." No, no no! Not that kind of beetle! Like a bug! Let's try again.

So, then the norn turned into a bug. Mookamookamookamooka opened up the door, and drove away in the new bug. No! I mean an insect! Okay? So, the norn turned into...um, excuse me.


What do you mean he died? HE DIED??!? YOU IDIOT! YOU FOOL! AS THE QUEEN OF HEARTS, YOUR HEAD SHALL BE REEEEEMOOOOVED! REEEEEEMOOOOOVED!!! REEEE-oh, excuse me. Enough of that silly story.


The end. Or is it?

Maybe it isn't. Maybe there is more. More! MORE! MOOOOORE! HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAH! MORE!



the end. I think.