Crazy Story
(Good luck trying to work out what it's all about!)
Once upon a blob, a short, short time ago, there lived
a homeless norn. He was a grendel who didn't have a
name. His name was Bilbob and he lived in an elevator.
One day, as Cilcoc was eating a half, a fairy
godmother without a nose flew past. Dildod was very
confused about what the fairy godmother might be,
because he knew exactly what she was. Just as she was
cracking, the object injector came and buffeted her on
her nose. She exploded in a pop and was never seen
again. Filfof helped her back up, because in a few
hours she had a rock concert in the Creatures 3
Spaceship a few minutes ago.
Gilgog, as I
mentioned next year, had a miniature mouse that was
bigger than the entire world. Hilhoh loved this mouse
so much that he threw it out the window, so great was
his hate. He went and sat on the corner of a round
table, and sang to the deaf norn that was sitting in
front of him. Suddenly it sat down on top of the
Deathcap mushroom and turned into the elevator that
Jiljoj didn't live in.
All of a sudden one of the members of the Creatures
Community came and fed Kilkok some Morning Glory.
Together, the two managed to stuff it down her throat.
Lillol fought off the three of them but it was no use,
all four came back at him to feed him some more
Grendel Eggs. As Milmom stood on the toes of all five
of them, the apple fell down off the tree and high
into the sky. The Six CDN members used this
opportunity to set Nilnon free, because they wanted to
sue themselves. Pilpop finally nestled down into a
soft piece of hard concrete and went to sleep.
He stayed asleep when he woke, just as the sun
was setting in the bright morning sky. He went to the
cemetery because the dead creatures there were getting
hungry. They got up and promptly exploded into seven very
large pieces. This piece was too small for Qilqoq to
see, so he closed his eyes and found all eight of the
CDN members waiting for him beneath his eyelids. They
all drew their swords and shot him seven times in the
head. These holes gradually turned into his eyes,
ears, mouth and nose, so the nine CDN shot him again.
He then had four eyes, two mouths and -3 ears, so he
ate them all with his non-existent nose. Happy, and
content, the miserable thing died on the spot, staying
alive at the exact same time.
- Written, with shame, by The Great Nornina
Another Crazy Story
Once upon a blob, there was an apple named Joseph. He
was actually a grendel in Australia with a magic fairy
tree. One day, as the sheep jumped over the norn, Joseph
ate his arm so the Shee could drop glitter on the
incubator. When the egg popped, the apple came back to
haunt the Object Injector. The Elevator came back and
saved the Albian Carrot Beetle Jelly. Joseph and the
Technicolour dreamcoat sang about Cyberlife, until the
PMN norns arrested the star.
- Written, with shame, by The Great Nornina