Every day... thousands of innocent cookies
are subjected to heinous and unspeakable practices.
Their trusting little heads... bitten off.
Their cute little tiny feet... chewed upon.
Plunged into glasses of ice cold milk...
the atrocities go on and on, encouraged
and even promoted by appalling websites
such as nabisco_cookies.com.
We... the concerned, but terminally confused,
members of E.R.F.A.C., have dedicated ourselves
to eradicating this filth from the Internet,
and to making a really tedious nuisance of ourselves.
Won't you join us in this pointless and idiotic waste of time?
(thanks to Topanga for the original ERFAC idea...)