My norns:
Polinesia: a 5 hour old female, fox norn head, normal body. Polinesia is a wisecracker. She read the jokebook.cob alot when she was young and has an overly developed scence of humor. To her, if it isn't funny, she can still probabily find humor in it. She is the proud mother of Cappie. Typical comments:"nice ful, U get hit by lightning or something", "The egg is just like the mother, fat and tackey"
Andy: a 4 hour old male, PMN. Andy is quite distant from Cappie, who he fathered. He is more interested in seeing how many other females he can kiss-pop before he dies. He dislikes other males, viewing them as 'competetion' Typical comments:"Hey, wanna have a tomato dinner for two?", "(to hand) If you want to make me happy, export everyone but me and import 7 copies of toya that essex norn"
Cappie: a 40 minute old femal, bald head , none of andy's PMN showed through. Cappie is very nice, a pacifist if you might. she read a phycoligy.cob book so she knows a bit of it. Her main goal is to spread peace and stop fights. Typical comments: "Now can't we just talk this over", "There is no need for violence". "now kiss and make up...THATS NOT WHAT I MENT!"
Jade: a 1 hour old male, forest norn. Jade is good friends with Polinesia. He is very quiet and never speaks. Typical comments:"...", " "
Erin: a 40 minute old fox norn. she hates cappie because they were nest mates (not sisters) and Cappie always got more atteantion. She hopes to change that one day Typical comments: "!#$% hippie, go back to woodstock", "(in a whineing voice) come on, look at MEeeeee for awhile"
The story begins...
"GOOD MORNING CAPPIE" shouted Erin into the ear of a once sleeping Cappie. It was 6 in the morning and Erin had been having her share of 'bad days' now she wanted to see Cappie have one.
"Wha.." Cappie said dased and still half asleap. "Oh good morning Erin, up bright and early" in her normally cheery voice. (Much too cheery for 6 am). Erin saw how that didn't work
"Oh how nice of you" said cappie. "you woke me up to see the sunrise, it's beautiful! Erin really angry, Cappie was feeling good about being woken up at 6 am. Erin now decided to take out all the stops. She ran to the kitchen and grabbed a piping hot cup of tea and brought it to cappie.
"Tea?" asked Erin with an evil smirk on her face
"Sure, thanx"
Erin splashed the tea on Cappie
"Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" sreamed Cappie as her pain drive maxed out
"I tried to make it subtle, but noooooo you had to be all cheery about it. I'm tired of the hand tickleing you and the other norns liking you"
"Wha-wha-why, e-r-i-n...?" Cappie struggled to say still under extreme pain
"Because you are a bitch, you hog all the attention, and when you become older, you'll probibally hog all the men too"
This came as a complete surprise to Cappie, she wasn't trying to take away any attention.
"Bye" said erin walking away, leaving Cappie twiching in pain in the temple
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"Come on, there is plenty of room"
"Not after you are done with her"
"So, export the little ones as they hatch"
::slap::
"No, that is wrong"
"you're no fun"
:: walks away::
If you haven't guessed by now, this is Andy bargening with the hand to import toya, the essex norn but his argueing is in vain.
"What, all of the sudden I'm not good enough?" said Polinesia, suprising Andy
"Well, er, um"
"Can it romeo"
"sorry"
"Face it andy, youre infirtle, you wasted half my life trying to get me pregnent and when it happened, you completly ignored her"
"Well..."
"Forget it, nobody wants to kiss-pop an infirtle prick like you!, and another thing, stop picking on Jade, what did he ever do to you"
"STOP IT" yelled a third voice
"Mom!, your making him feel bad!"
"Cappie, what happened to your fur, its all messed up, oh nothing, I spilled hot tea on myself" said Cappie. If ever Cappie lied, these were the times, to cover for someone else and take the bad stuff herself.
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Jade was sitting by the water fall going back and forth on the little raft that crossed the pond. Getting soaked by the waterfall with each pass. He felt hungry so he made his way up to the teleporter. Upon pressing the button, the thing malfuncitoned, Sparks started flying and weird things happened, Jade felt himself being pulled in to something some kind of portal. The protal was like a black hole sucking all the norns as well as the hand into it.