Once upon a time
Not so long ago,
There was a place called Albia
Where
little norns would grow.
And among those
many, many norns
Two stood above the rest,
A strong horse
norn named Disdat,
And his white-haired friend Celeste.
Now these two norns
were explorers,
Intrepid and oh-so-bold,
Together they
unlocked
Secrets previously untold
Well one day quite
by chance
They discovered something new!
They both got
very excited,
As explorers sometimes do.
It seems that they
had found
A portal to a world.
They looked at each other,
stepped inside,
And quickly they were hurled.
Faster and faster
they traveled
‘Till much to their amazement,
They
landed with a thud
In some strange earthling’s basement.
Now at this time in
the story
I’ll tell you quite frankly,
That
basement that they landed in,
Belonged to dear old me!
Out of the computer
they were shot
Landing soundly on the floor.
Brushing
themselves off they saw me
And then ran screaming out the door.
That frightened pair
of Creatures
Through my house they ran,
Out the door and
down the porch,
Right smack into my new van.
Disdat and his
friend, you see
Had never seen a van before,
And on that
day my big mistake
Was that I’d left my car keys in the
door.
Now these two norns
were curious,
And soon they figured it out.
What would
this town be coming to,
With two reckless norns about?
There was a lot of
damage done,
And they totaled my new van.
Ran down
several elderly people
And over some guy’s precious
antique cans.
Down to the local
beach they drove,
Recklessly where people sunbathed,
Until
a run in with a palm tree
Left them dazed but luckily
unscathed.
Of course they were
through with driving,
To the mall they went,
And rampaged
through there a while
Until they both were spent.
By now these two
were hungry,
And so Celeste and her starving friend,
They
went and ate the carrots
In a market ‘round the bend.
This sure angered up
the manager,
He chased them out the store,
And by some
lucky miracle
They wound up back at my front door.
I’ll spare you
the rest of those gruesome details
Of their day out on the
town,
But it took twenty armed policemen
And a ‘copter
to bring them down.
So finally their
rein of terror over,
They lay down and fell asleep.
I was
stuck with a handsome fine,
And two new "pets" stuck
here to keep.